school suicides

now this is fucked up. yesterday in summer school my friends and i were trying to figure out ways to kill ourselves at school, i wrote some down.

1. (this one's mine) stick two pencils up your nose and slam your head on to your desk.
2. hide under a teacher's car and let them run over you.
3. hide your car somewhere on campus, far away for the building but, still in sight, and kill yourself, you'll stay there until the groundkeeper or whatever finds you.
4. drown yourself in a toilet(ugh)
5. fall, on "accident", in the busiest hallway and get trampled, this actually happened in my brother's school, but he didn't die.
6. hang yourself in the bathroom right before a long weekend, give yourself time to decompose a little.
7. drink or use chemicals in chemistry class
8. snort grainulated bleach or another cleaning product in the janitor's closet
9. fling yourself down the stairs...... or my favorite
10. during a pep rally or something, just walk out in to the middle of the gym or wherever and shoot yourself in the head, this will permentally mess up the people watching, could possibly be done at a football game.

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apparently, we have way too much time on our hands during class, i blame the schools.

jesus_burger (and pals)